Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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