: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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