it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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