So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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