I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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