I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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