I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I think my moral compass just broke
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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