After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He passed out mid-signature
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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