Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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