How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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