I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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