hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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