I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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