My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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