sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
