sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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