no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it because I queefed?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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