Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
