He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
