I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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