quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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