Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
