can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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