sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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