I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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