Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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