Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Randomize
