wat bout pragnant strippers??
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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