That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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