Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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