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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it

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(818): View more from California

I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.

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(217): View more from Illinois

It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.

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