plz talk dirty to me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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