we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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