I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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