Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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