I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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