After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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