i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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