Soap is not a condiment
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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