Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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