Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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