so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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