ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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