honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
