great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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