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(205): View more from Alabama

Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

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(443): View more from Maryland

So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.

(443): View more from Maryland

It breaks. We fall.

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I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?

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(248): View more from Michigan

This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food

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