apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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