margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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