I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
