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perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm sobbing to NWA
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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